Boy: Dad, I have a
riddle for you.
Me: OK (Too tired to
solve riddles but valiantly playing along.)
Boy: I’m thinking of
two words.
Me: I don’t know.
Boy: The first word
is new…
Me: Game?
Boy: Nope! You lose! The second
word is “iPod game for Me!” I want the racing game.
As a replacement parent or dad, it’s tough to make a call on
the field. The game moves too fast, the players and coaches try to intimidate
you, and no matter what you do your kid is gonna throw the red flag and try to
get mom to overturn your decision. It’s a tough job, but you have to be
confident when making game-changing and unpopular decisions like dual
possession for the win.
Wife: Did you get him
a new game? I though we talked about too much iPod.
Me: It wasn’t a game
for him. It was a game for us to share. I wanted the racing game.
And after further review, the call stands.
Welcome back NFL officials. We are officially ready for some
football.
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