1. Over/Under on
combined smiles from Mitt Romney and Jay Cutler set at zero.
2. Bears beat Obama and
Romney on foreign policy with convincing “It’s my ball and I’m taking it to the
house.” Plan.
3. Romney believes that
47% are takers. Bears believe that 100% are takers and can score from anywhere
on the field.
4. Obama bailed out Detroit.
Romney tried to take credit. Bears crush them every year.
5. Romney and Lovie Smith
share the same great attention to detail in explaining respective team plans
for the future.
6. Referees or Moderators
will be blamed by the losing team for changing the outcome of the game.
7. Drilling a
quarterback to cause a fumble from the blind side is a much better way to
increase your “likeability” factor.
8. Bears have a beat-up
and old Brian Urlacher leading the defense. Obama has Biden.
9. Cutler throwing a red
zone pick is like sending Romney to a foreign land as an ambassador of good
will.
10.
The Bears will cover. Obama and Romney will cover very
little.
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